Dear Republicans:

You were angry. You were so angry you told the Democrats "No more!" and voted a bunch of Republicans into office.

And the first thing those Republicans said was, "You're not getting this

until rich people get these."


Anyway, you fixed it. Congrats. Thanks to your keen political intellect, Candy Spelling won't have to disable any of the Glade Plug-Ins in her Scotch Tape Room.

Keep up the good work,
RomanHans