This week David Beckham allegedly paid a "Bosnian bombshell" $10,000 for sex; she snipes, "I wasn't impressed."
Actually, babe, for $10,000, if he didn't leave you handcuffed to Abe Vigoda with a mouthful of hummus, you should be fuckin' thrilled.
Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
chose...
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