The British tabloids reported today that the cause of death for British spy Gareth Williams still hasn't been determined.

Williams worked on codes for the spy agency MI6.

After colleagues reported him missing, police broke into his flat and found his body locked inside a duffel bag. According to the tabloids, there were cards from gay escort services strewn about, and evidence of kinky bondage sex.

You know, I think this is related to something I learned three or four years ago: If you're having sex with a British dude, don't pick "aluminum" as your safeword.