Larry the Cable Guy is selling his house.
This is the den. Look at all those guitars! When you're that rich, you can have one just for Daughtry songs. The good news is, if he jumps up and says he's going to entertain you, it doesn't necessarily mean he's going to tell a joke.
This is the living room.
If Gilligan and the Skipper ever moved in together, I like to think their place would look like this.
The kitchen is also golden brown.
That's eight thousand square feet for every Hot Pocket in the fridge.
Larry's probably got mixed feelings about selling, with so many happy memories lingering in all those manly construction materials.
ARCHITECT: Larry, there's no way we can finish the place on time. The world is currently experiencing a shortage of wood, brick, and rope.
LARRY: Git r done!
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