David Whitley, national columnist at AOL's sports website FanHouse, applauds the Louis Cardinals' refusal to show same-sex couples on the stadium Kiss Cam.

I'd like to take the socially enlightened high road on this one, but I can't help sympathizing with that father who'll be sitting next to his son or daughter at Busch Stadium. "Daddy, why are those two men kissing?"

Is that really such a tough question to answer? Obviously they must have run out of condoms.