A couple of homophobic bakers didn't quite get their story straight after refusing to make rainbow cupcakes for a gay student group.

"Look around, we don't have cupcakes," said Lilly Stockton, co-owner of Indianapolis' Just Cookies. "I don't have enough colors to do that."

"[W]e're a family-run business," added her husband David. "We have two young, impressionable daughters and we thought maybe it was best not to do that."

Wow. That's kind of a disconnect. I'm thinking if they were sitting at a table during this interview, she'd have kicked his legs until they were black and blue.

Well, since they're against color-mixing, I'm hoping one was black and the other blue.

Meanwhile, you want a black-and-white cookie? Buy a black one and a white one and GO HOME. Nobody wants to teach impressionable kids that all sorts of different frostings can live in harmony on a baked good. Next they'll be thinking it's okay for bananas to rub up against apricots.

And now the idiots have a different question to answer:

IMPRESSIONABLE DAUGHTER: What's wrong with rainbow frosting, Daddy?

HOMOPHOBIC BAKER: People should eat the frosting God intended them to eat!

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