Another day, another crazy Republican politician putting his foot in his mouth.

Jason Priest, the Republican running for a Montana State House seat, posted his thoughts about Obama's stimulus package on a friend's Facebook wall.


Now, calling British economist John Maynard Keynes a "big homo" doesn't surprise me. Dude's Republican, after all. Nor does the fact that he has to use anal sex to describe the economy. Hell, I'm just glad he didn't use sports analogies. No, it's his phrase "[Y]ou're getting a reach around" that bothers me.

Here's how Urban Dictionary defines a "reach around":

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top. See also: hand job, jacking off.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

Am I crazy to think that maybe a married Republican senator with three children shouldn't know what a "reach around" is? Hell, I was nearly in a porno movie and I'm a member of Bally Health Spa and I barely know what it is.

Anyway, Mr. Priest is obviously a man to watch out for (particularly if he's behind you). I can't wait to hear more of his thoughtful remarks. I've always thought regulating the trading of derivatives was a little like giving a one-armed hooker a Cleveland Steamer, but I'll wait until the politician from Montana weighs in.