Who says we don't need another hero? Not me, and not the folks at the World Superhero Registry, where everybody's got a mask, a tight spandex outfit, and a motto like "I am here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!"


Joke if you want, but don't come crying to the Red Arrow when you get your directions mixed up. Did I mention tight spandex, fighting evil, and tight spandex? Dude doesn't need to show me which way is down.