Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I'm having a hard time reconciling these quotes from Ann Coulter's latest whiny crapfest:

[V]arious half-black celebrities insist on representing themselves simply as "black" -- the better to race-bait their way to success. Actress Halle Berry, singer Alicia Keys, and matinee idol Barack Obama were all abandoned by their black fathers and raised by their white mothers. But instead of seeing themselves as half-white, they prefer to see the glass as half-black. They all choose to identify with the fathers who ditched them, while insulting the women who struggled to raise them.

In any event, divorced mothers should be called "divorced mothers," not "single mothers." We also have a term for the youngsters involved: "the children of divorce," or as I call them, "future strippers. . . . " Single motherhood is like a farm team for future criminals and social outcasts.

Translated: Ann is very sensitive to slights against single mothers.

The bitches.

Halle, Alicia, Barack, I'm nothing if not supportive. Next time I see you dancing in a club, I'll stick a buck in your g-strings.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lie down with Ann Coulter, get up with fleas. Why are you reading her crazy rants, anyway?

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