Stir one bag of powdered green slime with 200 gm water, now mix in plastic germs. Slide off top of head, introduce slime, replace top. Make sure puppy mouth closed tight before pour in slime.
Now fun is soon to arrive! Open sick puppy's mouth and await drooling to commence. Using small metal tweezers, attempt to extract colorful germs without touching strange green drool. Remember this: when tweezers touch drool, you get powerful shock that makes fingers smoke and smell odd.
Have fun play time with Shocking Sick Puppy Drool. And look for these other toys by the Bandai Toy Company:
Something Seriously Wrong with Rabbit
Ha Ha We Have to Shoot My Horse
Why Does Happy Cat Keep Eating Human Flesh
2 comments:
Ah, the memories.
I played this once. Never been so excited to get a staph infection.
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