Gotta send a quick shout-out to Cornerstone Promotion. They sent me an invite to their Flights of the Conchords screening party last night, I RSVPd, they confirmed. I got there before the doors opened and didn't get in.

I cornered one of their representatives. She looked like Lindsay Lohan would if she had to armwrestle dudes to get drugs. "Sorry," she said blithely. "You should have gotten here earlier. We have a capacity of two-fifty but got a thousand RSVPs."

"You confirmed four times the building's capacity?" I asked. "Isn't that a little crazy?"

She shrugged, shoving strawberry eyebrows up an impressive forehead. "Well, we'd only have confirmed five hundred except we thought it'd snow."