Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Highlights from Rosie O'Donnell's "Celebrity Detox"

I am not a public pooper.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Such complex use of metaphor. Or does she mean she actually doesn't defecate in public? in which case, good for her!

Are you actually reading the book, or did you just pull out a random quote? If you are, how is it?

RomanHans said...

I couldn't put the book down. Rosie is a mother first and a gay person second, though, which makes it hard for me to relate. I mean, I've never felt that the perfect end to a long, hard day would be getting into a bathtub with a little boy.

George Clooney, sure. Little boy, not a chance.

As for the quote, Rosie was in a bathroom stall at an Italian restaurant and a fan declared through the door that she was going to wait for Rosie to finish. Rosie found herself a little verklempt.

Anonymous said...

Yes, poopus interuptus is the worst, and when you're in a public restroom, that's the last place you want anybody interupting your, uh, stride.

Toodles

santiagogo said...

Actually, she is.

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