Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
chose...
14 hours ago
3 comments:
Being older than death is tough are you are a smart boy for your age.
Well, the man has a point. Also, Brooklyn is not the world's armpit. I mean, have you been to Utah?
I like Utah! Do you know how much a lemonade is in Brooklyn? They're all hand-squeezed from limited-edition lemons, for a preposterous $6. I got a lemonade in St. George, Utah for eighty-five cents.
Yes, I realize they didn't want to serve Raoul and I because we looked gay, but we're barely wanted in Brooklyn diners for five times the price.
Love the idea of getting a letter sent to the kids from Santa - this is far closer to the meaning of Christmas than a massive mountain of gifts.
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