Well, thank God all of the world's problems have been solved and now smart people have time to spend inventing fabulous luxuries. Austrian inventors Muto Christian Steyrl decided to fill one of mankind's most important needs: How to get fucked when you're alone and the batteries have run down on your vibrator.

Featuring a built-in solar panel, transformer and voltmeter, "Fucking With the Sun" utilizes the sun's energy to power a cable-connected vibrator. Also included in the kit is a tripod which can be used to prop up the machine at an optimal angle. The designer states that all components "fit neatly into a suitcase, making the tool easily portable."

Still, you can count me out. Though it's smart, dependable, and fun to travel with, it reminds me of my boyfriend Raoul. A lot of fun in daylight, but shuts down dead when the lights go out.