In an interview with The Daily News, [accused Stonewall Inn gay basher Christopher] Orlando's dad swore his 17-year-old boy was no bigot. "[I]t's not about Gays or race or any of that. We don't care about any of that stuff in this family." Had there been "an elephant" in the bathroom, "there probably would have been swings at the elephant," Don Orlando said.

Well, after his son screamed about how elephant bars were disgusting, and he didn't want no fuckin' pachy waving his trunk around him.