These are the stars of The Deep Throat Sex Scandal, now playing off-off-Broadway.

I'm really upset by this. I mean, all women look alike, so chick is fine as Linda Loveless. But that guy is supposed to be Harry Reems? Did fifty million gay men really buy tickets to Deep Throat to see their brother-in-law naked? If we wanted to see more of this dude, we'd hang around the changing rooms at J. C. Penneys. And news flash to producers: Harry Reems was not famous for his enormous forehead.