The Hollister clothing store is affiliated with Abercrombie & Fitch, so they've always had plenty of shirtless models around. They have shirtless models on the wallpaper, in the catalogs, and posted out front to welcome you to the store.

Now that their Soho store has been closed due to an infestation of bedbugs, though, the shirtless models are telling people the store is temporarily out of commission.

Wow. Hunky, half-naked guys warning people to stay away or they'll get infected.

Welcome to my honeymoon.