Yes, it's the only entertainment venue in New York where, even after you've sprung for $50 general admission tickets to see Carpathia Bentley and the Mothership Casserole, we're just getting started on your ass:
Dinner reservations are strongly recommended. Seating, as well as standing, is available only on a first-come, first-served basis for all shows without a dinner reservation. There is a two drink or $12 food purchase minimum at Joe's Pub. All events are subject to change without notice.Got that? Sure, you bought a ticket, but you got there late and the place is jammed, so you're standing your butt outside. Tough! Have your lawyers call our lawyers! And even though you can't drink out there, you're still on the hook for the two-drink minimum, so hand over that credit card. Sorry for giggling, but you look like an alkie with a drink in each hand!
And by the way, Carpathia cancelled, so if you got a spare minute, come on in and sing us all a fuckin' song.
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