Well, I just got a nice note from Carrie Prejean, the disgraced Miss California USA. She realizes she's made some mistakes, but she thinks if the gay community really knew her then they wouldn't be quite as mad. So, as a one-shot deal, I'm turning the website over to her.
Hi guys! My name is Carrie Michelle Prejean and I'd like to be your friend. Why don't I show you some pictures from my photo album so you can learn a little more about me?
Last year I volunteered at the Olympics. I was soooo surprised when they came to my hometown! Here I am trying to give these cute swimmers some moral support. I've got my tiniest suit on but they won't even look at me! Honestly, I think there's something wrong with them.
Here I am with a few members of my church. We're trying to explain to Perez Hilton that we're just following the Word of God, is all. Left to right that's me, Hortensia and Bathsheba. Hortensia never smiles, even though her husband Ezekiel is a nice-looking guy.
I keep trying to convince them to get implants but I can't even get Bathsheba to pluck that unibrow.
By the way, I usually wear a bit more than this to church, but my halter top was at the dry cleaners.
Last but not least, here's my congregation building a house for a poor heterosexual family. I know Jesus wants me in the kitchen with the womenfolk, but I'm not happy unless I'm with the guys.
I'd be working a little harder but my star keeps slipping off.
C'mon, Hosea! Keep on pounding. C'mon, Theophilus! Slap up that drywall. Hey, Ezekiel -- let me grab that little screwdriver you got in your pocket!
Oops. Sorry.
I guess that's why Hortensia never smiles.
Anyway, thanks Roman! This is Carrie Michelle out. Sorry I called you an abomination, but that's Jesus talking, not me.
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2 comments:
Falling titty stars make the baby Jesus weep.
(once I recover from reading David's comment)
Why is this woman Miss California, when she's such a perfect Miss Hollywood? Thrown together like a movie set, an artificial structure of implants and injections covered with layers of paint, and nothing behind it -- the city of Hollywood should grab her right now as its walking talking exemplar. Well, maybe more walking and less talking. At any rate, her new coziness with the "Christian" right will give her something to do in that awkward interim between pageants and porn.
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