Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter, accused of taking his daughter from his ex-wife and using the alias Clark Rockefeller, wants the prosecution to refer to him as Clark Rockefeller during his jury trial. His attorney says it could hurt his client's credibility if prosecutors call him Christian Gerhartsreiter when he's called himself Clark Rockefeller for the last 15 years.

What, like your legal name doesn't matter in a court of law, and they'll call you whatever you call yourself? Because I'll be damned if some shyster lawyer is going to address me as Fuckwit.