Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Today's Jay Leno-Style Joke

Well, it's finally hit New York City. Two people hospitalized yesterday, six more today.

Naturally the streets are deserted. It's like a ghost town here.

No, it isn't the swine flu. Everybody's afraid of getting run down by the Sorcerer's Apprentice crew.

Things are so crazy, Joe Biden actually called a press conference and said he's taking the subway until Nicholas Cage leaves town.

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