Is grandma getting tired of penciling in those crazy eyebrows? Finding it too hard to get that perfect McDonalds arch? The eyebrow-transplant specialists at the Natural Hair Transplant Medical Center have the solution for you.

We'll slice a thin strip of hair from the back of your head and stitch it in above your eyes. Throw away that mascara! Throw away those eyebrow pencils! Finally medical experts have made a breakthrough you can use.


Unhappy with what God gave you? Come to us. St. Louis will die of jealousy after they see your arch!


We can even satisfy the craziest fan-chick. Carla will live long and prosper with the eyebrows of her favorite TV star!