Ladies and gentlemen, continuing in the I Love Lucy tradition of passing off burlap sacks as high fashion, I give you the Wearable Towel.


He's a confident young clubgoer. She's a fashion model. And they're both wearing the new trend that's taking America by storm, A Towel With Holes Cut In It.

Personally I prefer last season's Rubber Band Stretched Around Your Privates, but it's not scaring off the sharks like it used to.