Punxsutawney Phil poked his head out of his hole this morning and saw his shadow, meaning we can expect eight more babies from that crazy unemployed California woman.
#NationalDayofPrayer
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Good Morning God. Please give me the slack I need to make it through this
life. I have a birthday soon, and am getting older. Please give me less
pain, bot...
19 hours ago
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... and probably two or three more from that Arkansas woman who's already dropped 18.
How come fertility drugs are everywhere, apparently free for the taking, and pot is still illegal? Some people need to switch their drug of choice.
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