Here's another difference between Republicans and Democrats.

When Bush decided America had to go to war, the Republicans were behind him all the way. "We need to support the president!" they screamed. "We need this war! It'd be treason not to support him!" The Democrats were wary but figured the guy must have known something and decided to go along.

Now, with a Democrat in office, everything's changed. "We need this stimulus package!" Obama says. "It has to be passed immediately or our entire economic system could collapse!"

How'd the vote go? Three Republicans voted for it. "Aw, fuck him," they said en masse.