You Can Take the Girl Out of the Idiotic Talk Show, But . . . .

Major props to Captain Sully for landing safely after a moron attack.

KATIE COURIE: Did you at any point pray?

CAPTAIN SULLY: I would imagine somebody in back was taking care of that for me while I was flying the airplane.

Meanwhile, I'm personally not offended by the whole "It was God who saved that airplane!" declaration, except it leads us ineluctably to the conclusion that Satan controls geese.