"The [Rose Parade] 'gay wedding' float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of 'tolerance,' 'diversity' and 'inclusion,' we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse of civilizations; the United States will be no exception. No wonder developing nations like Jamaica don’t want to emulate us." -- Pete LaBarbera, president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality
He suggests as a compromise that the float feature the words, "THIS ATROCITY VIOLATES GOD'S TEACHINGS IN LEVITICUS, AND THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!" written in chrysanthemums and pampas grass.
(Meanwhile, "developing" nations like Jamaica? Sixty years ago they were a significant force on the bauxite market. These days their GDP depends on how many toy airplanes eight women can make out of old Dr. Pepper cans.)