Monday, December 30, 2013

"The [Rose Parade] 'gay wedding' float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of 'tolerance,' 'diversity' and 'inclusion,' we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse of civilizations; the United States will be no exception. No wonder developing nations like Jamaica don’t want to emulate us." -- Pete LaBarbera, president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

He suggests as a compromise that the float feature the words, "THIS ATROCITY VIOLATES GOD'S TEACHINGS IN LEVITICUS, AND THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!" written in chrysanthemums and pampas grass.



(Meanwhile, "developing" nations like Jamaica? Sixty years ago they were a significant force on the bauxite market. These days their GDP depends on how many toy airplanes eight women can make out of old Dr. Pepper cans.)

2 comments:

Yet Another Steve said...

Everything he says is just idiot blather, but his word salad does contain the single delicious crouton of "escalating fornication" which sounds very exciting. On an escalator? Some sort of competition? More details, please!

Anonymous said...


Jesus predicted that just before His return as Judge, there will be a strange, dangerous fad - a spontaneous global steamroller notable for its speed, violence, and impudent in-your-face openness. In Luke 17 He called this worldwide craze the repeat of the "days of Lot" (see Genesis 19). By fulfilling this worldwide mania that's secretly coordinated by unseen spirit beings, gays are really hurrying up Christ's return and making the Bible even more believable!
They've actually invented strange architecture: closets opening not on to bedrooms but on to Main Streets where kids can see naked men having sex in "Madam" Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco Brothel District. We wonder how soon S.F.'s underground saint - San Andreas - will get a 10-point jolt out of what goes on over his head (see the dire prediction about cities in Revelation 16:19, and Google "Obama Supports Public Depravity").
What's really scary is the "reprobate mind" phrase in Romans 1:28. A person can sear his conscience so much that God finally turns him over to S, the universal evil leader whose unseen agents can give a "possessed" person super-human strength that many cops with tasers have trouble subduing!
Remember, gays don't have to stay bound to their slavery. Their emancipation is found in a 5-letter name starting with J (no, not James or Julia). As soon as they can find out the all-powerful J name, gays will really start living! (Google "God to Same-Sexers: Hurry Up," "USA - from Puritans to Impure-itans," and "The Background Obama Can't Cover Up.")
Was Jesus silent about gays? Google " 'Jesus Never Mentioned Homosexuality.' When gays have birthdays...."

[Above bit seen on web. Jill]

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