Wednesday, December 18, 2013

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Yes, it is indeed the most wonderful time of the year! Christ our Saviour was born, families reunite, and everyone can finally address the scourge of vaginal dryness.

Luckily, Swiss Navy lubricants tackle that problem head on. Like the three Wise Men, there are three varieties of lubricants to choose from: original, all natural, and we're hoping the red one means strawberry. Regardless of which one you choose, we're pretty sure you won't be left saying, "What the fuck is myrrh?"

So pick up Swiss Navy lubricants this holiday, because nothing says "Tis the season!" like a lubricated vagina.

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