Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Love the Smashing Pumpkins but also love a good deal? That's why KGB Deals is here! Like Groupon, KGB Deals offers you fabulous discounts on the products and services you want. But better get in quick -- time is limited, and these deals frequently sell out!

Today we've got tickets for the incredible Smashing Pumpkins show at Terminal 5 in New York City.


Tickets were $55, but for a short time only we're offering them for only $99.50 each!


Oh, wait. What?

Oh. Well, it seems the show sold out, despite the fact everybody realized Billy Corgan is an asshole back in 1972, and some of these new "band members" have spent about as much time playing Smashing Pumpkins music as your Uncle Sid. So this is a real good deal, because scalpers are asking $249 for a pair of tickets. Yes, that seems like an odd price, but scalpers have a horrible fear of rounding up. As we said, we here at KGB Deals have connections to, uh, people who just happened to have access to massive quantities of tickets to, uh, a show that was obviously going to sell out. And who wins? YOU! You don't have to pay their extortionate 226% markup. Thanks to KGB Deals, it's only 181%!

Aside from that, you know, there's no extra fees!

Anyway, better jump, because this might be your last chance to see the Pumpkins. Billy's been arguing with the "bass player" and your Uncle Sid won't answer the phone.

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