Thursday, September 15, 2011

HEALTH ALERT! HEALTH ALERT! RENOWNED DOCTOR FINDS POISON IN CHILDREN'S FOOD!!!

Dr. Mehmet Oz has found unbelievable amounts of arsenic in children's food. Don't let your children eat this deadly dish! It poses an immediate health hazard! Really, I cannot understate how important this health alert is!

If you'd like to find out what children's food is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, tune into the Dr. Oz show tomorrow at 10 on ABC -- 11 mountain time. Your children's life could hang in the balance. Okay, we'll give you a hint: it ain't bananas!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately for Dr Mehmet, this has already been debunked; he was using tests designed not for food, but for waste water, and he failed to make a difference between natural fruit-produced arsenic (harmless to humans) and the store-bought kind. But hey, nobody cares about science anymore, so why quibble about petty details? There's money in scaring the credulous populace.

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