A team has been suspended from England's all-Jewish football league after they were caught fielding a roster of fake Jews.

A player supposedly named "Simon Laub" was actually Colombian banker Javier Guevara, and "Danny Potter" turned out to be Polish personal trainer Mariusz Mielniczuk.

Refs got wise when "Simon" didn't answer to his name, couldn't remember his birthday, and then tried to rent an apartment from himself.