Last Friday a mother in Queens bought her kids a Nickelodeon DVD at the local Toys "R" Us. The DVD wasn't exactly what she expected, though: in fact, it was hardcore porn. "I saw a Caucasian lady and man and they were naked," said the woman's 11-year-old son. "I was surprised. I was very disgusted."

The kid realized something was wrong when somebody started exploring Dora for a change.