Three Things You Can Definitely Believe From Taco Bell

1. You know our commercial where this guy says he's surprised there's a layer of nacho cheese in his burrito, and his girlfriend Claudia says something like, "Here's another surprise: I used to be a dude named Claudio!" and the guy gets really grossed out? Well, now we realize how offensive it is, and we'll never broadcast it again.

2. Honestly, everything you ordered is in the bag.

3. There haven't been any rats around here in weeks.