Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"This actor may the last straight man left in Hollywood, but he does have one unusual request that makes us question his past. This one requires one man (him), two partners (in this case both women), and a room temperature traditionally-shaped bottle of Coca-Cola. When he is about to climax into one woman, the other one shakes up the bottle of Coke and shoves it up his bum. The objective is to have two explosions at once. Given his screen history, we're guessing that this actor rather likes big explosions."

Thus explaining Coke's new jingle: I'd like to teach the world to schwing.

1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

... and then he just sort of fizzles out.