Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Brittany Murphy, 32. Actress. Found with ten prescription drugs by her bedside. Died of "natural causes."

James "The Rev" Sullivan, 28. Drummer for Avenged Sevenfold. Alleged drug addict. Died of "natural causes."

Casey Johnson, 30. Johnson & Johnson Heiress. Battled drug and alcohol abuse. Died of "natural causes."

Apropos of nothing, the Hollywood coroner also says it's totally natural when you OD on locally-sourced, organic cocaine.

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