Whenever people ask me what I do, I say "As little as possible, in every room of the house." Because the thing is, nobody's got the right to have expectations when I already shot them down.

Still, some dudes get mad anyway. They say, "Well, I thought you were going to do something," or "I didn't think you'd just lie there."

Tough. I tell them, "Hey, I wasn't exactly excited when I met you, and that was before I saw you naked."