PIAS Intercosmex, the company that brings you Fiberwig, is proud to announce the release of Tiny Sniper, a new breakthrough in eye cosmetic.
Tiny Sniper may look like ordinary mascara, but it blows the competition out of the water. Tiny Sniper doesn't just smear a thin, blah film on your eyelashes: Tiny Sniper takes aim and shoots glossy black excitement at your eyes!
It's so easy a junior marksman could do it. Simply grasp the extended grip cap and fix those tired lashes in Tiny Sniper's crosshairs. Even before those haggard hairs can run for cover they're laid out cold with rich, thick mascara that never clumps.
The ultra-fine angled brush lets you annihilate those lashes with one quick sweep, or take your time and pick off those puppies one by one. Tiny Sniper shows no mercy, decimating the little dudes that might evade some of those other brands.
Tiny Sniper is small enough to fit in any handbag, so you can do quick touchups anywhere -- in the cafeteria, on a clock tower, high atop the Texas Book Depository. You've got the right to bear arms: now your eyes can make them beg for mercy too!
Look for Tiny Sniper at Amazon.com or Sephora, and keep an eye out for these other fine Fiberwig products:
Fingernail Napalm
Cheekbone Hamas
and
Apricot IRA
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