I know, you looove Michael Phelps. You've watched all eight thousand Olympic hours of him. You adore his crooked teeth and oversized ears. You worship the ground trod by his enormous feet.
You're his biggest, biggest fan? Okay, smart guy. Find his nipples.
ANSWER: c is correct.
The Obama Doctrine
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This is a repost from 2016. There is a novella in the current issue of The
Atlantic, The Obama Doctrine. It is written by Jeffrey Goldberg. The
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Believe you me, if I was in the room with him, I'd find those nipples in under 0.01 seconds.
The thought of you PhotoShopping Michael Phelps's aureoles took me to new levels of sordidtry.
Sometimes I sit here and think, What the hell am I doing with my life?
Not when I had Michael Phelps' nipples blown up to cantaloupe size, but maybe a couple minutes after that.
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