1. Her code number was EVOO7.
2. Before she killed somebody, she said, "Bon appetit, suckah!"
3. Once she killed a spy with a Ginsu knife and then sliced a tomato afterward.
4. Her code name was Blanche du Beans.
5. When she grilled a suspect, she really grilled a suspect.
6. Once she killed a double agent with buttercream frosting and then licked the spoon afterward.
7. She brought a lovely mint sauce to the Bay of Pigs.
8. Her favorite way to kill? Smothering guys with onions and gravy.
9. Once she fricasseed a lobster just to watch it die.
10. Every time she went to FBI headquarters, the security guards would say, "You're looking particularly lovely today, Mr. Hoover."

1 comment:
C'est marrant, ça!
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