Thursday, August 21, 2008

I know, you looove Michael Phelps. You've watched all eight thousand Olympic hours of him. You adore his crooked teeth and oversized ears. You worship the ground trod by his enormous feet.

You're his biggest, biggest fan? Okay, smart guy. Find his nipples.

ANSWER: c is correct.


David said...

Believe you me, if I was in the room with him, I'd find those nipples in under 0.01 seconds.

R J Keefe said...

The thought of you PhotoShopping Michael Phelps's aureoles took me to new levels of sordidtry.

RomanHans said...

Sometimes I sit here and think, What the hell am I doing with my life?

Not when I had Michael Phelps' nipples blown up to cantaloupe size, but maybe a couple minutes after that.