10. Whenever you say Hoover he says Schwing!
9. You ask if he has any protection and he says 100% HEPA filtration.
8. He yells "Eureka!" while you're having sex.
7. While you orally stimulate him, he tries to turn the suction up.
6. You ask him if he's vacuumed recently and he says, "You mean, on the floor?"
5. When you buy a DustBuster he says, "Man, I am sooo gonna bust my dust!"
4. During foreplay he lifts his feet up.
3. When he says an exotic blonde taught him how to do it, he means the Dyson guy.
2. You come home early from a night out with the girls and find lipstick smeared all over the Roomba.
1. Downstairs he's got Don King's hair.
Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
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4 comments:
The world is not ready to know WHAT inspired this entry.
But it is very, very funny!
(Down, Roomba!)
Well if you should damage your Dyson using it in this 'creative' fashion then parts are easy to come by: Dyson Spare Parts
Thanks, anon. That beater bar brush is going on my Christmas list!
aaahhh....that was some interesting toppic man...........lol,
now i can use all these methods and can have an eye on my husband...............
keep up the good work,
i hope it works for me too....
maria
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