Two German Air Force sergeants are reportedly in hot water for using human blood to make sausage. The men now face court martial after being photographed "siphoning off their blood to mix with onions, bacon, spices and breadcrumbs."

Their bologna not only has a first name, it's got a pulse as well.


A construction worker has been fired for having sex with a vacuum cleaner at a London hospital. A security guard spotted the stark-naked man on his knees and in a compromising position with the machine in the staff cafeteria.

When asked if the man was using a Wet Vac the security guard replied, "It is now."


''American Idol'' contestant David Hernandez reportedly worked as a stripper at a club in Phoenix.

The 24-year-old finalist from Glendale, Ariz., worked at Dick's Cabaret until last September, appearing fully nude and performing lap dances for the club's ''mostly male'' clientele, the club manager said Monday.

This explains something that confused me on last week's show. After Hernandez sang, Randy Jackson said he wasn't feeling it. Hernandez said that for another twenty he could.


According to Show Biz Spy, Jennifer Lopez hired a color therapist for her newborn twins.

As of this morning, they're a lovely Tuscan Taupe.