Police in the northern German village of Guester say the sheep ran through the streets of the town at more than 30 miles per hour, leaping over police cars that tried to stop it and scaring off pursuing police dogs.
In unrelated news, this weekend Michael Vick bought a panpipe and a crooked staff.
Former Beatle Paul McCartney was ordered on Monday to pay Heather Mills $48.7 million dollars to settle an acrimonious divorce dispute after four years of marriage.
When told that works out to nearly fourteen hundred dollars an hour, Eliot Spitzer said, "Wow, I have got to hit me some of that."
An old woman had to be rescued after she fell asleep while trying out a sofa bed at a German furniture store.
Gertrude Muller, 72, called emergency services to report that she was locked inside the store. She said she went in to test a sofa, and next thing she knew she woke up in the dark.
Once the woman was freed, the store's staff laughed about the incident -- not like the folks in the toilet shop she'd visited earlier.
Rachael Ray hosted a music showcase at Austin's South by Southwest festival, offering bands such as The Raveonettes and her husband's group The Cringe.
As a special treat, Ray cooked three dishes, including a seven-layer slider and macaroni and cheese, that were served up to the packed crowd.
Drunken revellers were startled to find the food looked better going out than coming in.
A Russian grandmother caused a minor riot when she went to a police station with a purse full of live hand grenades.
Irene Fedorova, 67, said she wanted to take advantage of an arms amnesty program to get rid of the weapons that her late husband had kept under their bed.
After opening the bag, the police immediately vacated the building, saying if they'd gone off they'd have seriously injured everyone within fifty feet.
When asked by reporters if the woman was incompetent, a police spokesman replied, "Well, she dribbles a little."
A cornflake that looks like the state of Illinois is currently going for more than fifty dollars on eBay.
Okay, that's it. I am definitely going to list my Cheerio shaped like Heather Mills.
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