Last Thursday Ryan Phillippe was a guest on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno. He used to play a gay character on One Life to Live, so Mr. Leno "hounded" him to stare into the camera, pretend it was his "gay lover . . . Billy Bob" who "has just ridden in shirtless from Wyoming" and give it his "gayest look."

Now, naturally, the gays have a website where they share their gayest look with Mr. Leno. Yes, they're all flipping him off, and no, none are shirtless or particularly loving. (Via Mr. Sardonic)



Bonnie Fuller, high priestess of Star Magazine, thinks it's horrible, simply horrible, that Britney Spears' parents are "pimping" their daughters out.

Complaining about prostitutes while using them. Somewhere Eliot Spitzer is rolling around . . . that's it, just rolling around.



After being caught by police with machine guns, Rapper T. I. will avoid a lengthy prison sentence by lecturing high school students about guns, drugs and gangs, and telling them not to make the same mistakes he did.

Mistake #1: Signing with a punk-ass record label.



Actress Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play a member of the Manson family.

She says she's loved Shirley's records ever since she was a kid.



A swan that lives in a German park has been reunited with the swan-shaped paddleboat it loves.

The pair broke up late last year after the bird caught the boat with a couple oars.