Friday, March 21, 2008

Newly-Found Evidence Forces Sociologists to Rewrite Ashley Dupre Skank Timeline
at 11:37 AM

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, if a call girl has a chance to make good AND skewer a holier-than-thou sexual hypocrite at the same time, she's deserving of the money AND plenty of applause. Those who fight for legislation to punish others for what they themselves are doing on the side are always the most deserving targets.

March 22, 2008 at 2:04 PM
RomanHans said...

Steve, she didn't "skewer" anybody, in any sense of the word. She rented her vagina for private parties. She didn't join the suffragettes. She didn't refuse to move to the back of the bus. She blew the bus driver for cab fare. Which, sadly, is just under the bar for applause in my book.

In fact, I think Ashley needs to be investigated. There's a horrible, horrible shortage of attractive hookers in this city, and sadly it's led to price gouging. When the local store owners charged forty bucks for a flashlight during the last blackout, they got investigated, and when hot white chicks with big boobies are making four thousand for a BJ they should be investigated too.

March 24, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Anonymous said...

Ya got a point, there, Judge, instead of "skewer" I should have said "contribute to the downfall of."

But, I must disagree with your assertion that those who can make $4K for a BJ should be investigated. Au contraire, they should be teaching classes!

And ... I'm fascinated by "she blew the bus driver for cab fare." So then, what -- she blew the cab driver for a tip for the doorman? And the doorman to cover the cost of a delivered pizza? This is "trickle-down economics" in its purest sense.

March 24, 2008 at 1:25 PM
RomanHans said...

Steven, in the future, please refrain from using the words "trickle down" when talking about Eliot Spitzer and hookers. Okay? People are eating here.

March 30, 2008 at 5:54 PM

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