Friday, July 29, 2011

Humor for Daniel Tosh Fans

There’s a new doll entering the toy market called Breast Milk Baby. In addition to the doll, little girls and boys get a halter top that they can wear, with two flowers that symbolize breasts.

As the doll’s mouth is brought to the flowers, it makes a sucking sound, as if it is drinking milk. Afterward, the doll cries until it is burped.

“The whole purpose behind a doll is to pretend like you’re a parent,” said Dennis Lewis, a representative for Berjuan Toys. “The dolls are meant to just let kids play as mommies and daddies naturally.”


This is ridiculous. What kind of crazy message is this teaching our kids? Little girls don't have tits! And if you don't have tits, nobody's going to fuck you.

And yes, we want to teach our kids that babies suck on flowers. So ten years from now we'll have a whole generation of moms who just shove their kids in a rose bush whenever it cries.

But I absolutely draw the line at a boy having this doll. That's just insane.
I mean, if they want something to suck on them and then cry until they hit it, they should get girlfriends.

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