Who says America is second rate? Not me! Why, we've got our own princess now, and she's pretty much indistinguishable from all them foreign types. "The People's Princess" Lady Di vs. "America's Princess" (and Hugh Hefner's ex-fiancé) Crystal Harris: let's compare and contrast various facts about the royal pair.

LADY DI: Received the title of Lady after her father inherited an Earldom.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Received the title of America's Princess from the cover of Playboy.

LADY DI: Important memorials held at her wedding site include the funerals of Lord Nelson, the Duke of Wellington and Sir Winston Churchill.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Hot tubs at wedding site apparently gave 200 partygoers "flu-like symptoms" in February.

LADY DI: Served as president of Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Posed without panties in her fiancé's boating cap.

LADY DI: Met her fiancé while he was courting her older sister.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Met her fiancé while dressed as a French maid.

LADY DI: Grew piqued when her husband's social secretary didn't keep her informed about invitations.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Pet peeve: “Muscle heads with too much hair product."

LADY DI: Bridesmaid dresses were ivory lace layered over white satin hand-finished with English Cluny lace and pale gold sashes.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Decided bridesmaid dresses should have sleeves since one of her bridesmaids was from Idaho.

LADY DI: Five foot tall wedding cake containing nuts, raisins, dried fruit and brandy was decorated with a royal coat of arms made from marzipan.
CRYSTAL HARRIS: Considered a wedding cake shaped like giant boobs.