Pick Your Own Ending News

28-year-old prostitute and aspiring "television showgirl" was driving in Milan one night when she stopped for a red light. A good-looking man pulled up alongside, and they started talking. "He said I could earn €5,000 ($6,600) by meeting important people," she told journalists.

She gave the man her phone number, and he promised to pass it along. Then one night someone called.

"He said, 'I am the dream of Italians.' I said, 'Who is this?'"

Now you get to pick the ending!

a. "I am Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi," he said.
b. "Just some guy with too much hair gel and a cannoli," he said.