Well, apparently you can't trust sex-harassing, dope-smoking bodybuilders. To everyone's shock it appears that eight years ago Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a flight attendant who worked on his private jet, according to the UK Daily Mail.

While Schwarzenegger has admitted to having a secret family, though, his supposed baby mama has not. Tammy Tousignant still denies any involvement with the actor/politician despite one odd bit of evidence. She's been naming her children after Schwarzenegger characters in movies.

Quizzed about the allegations, the mom of Tanner and Connor denied any romance with Schwarzenegger and insisted she was the victim of "dirty politics."

Sigh. On the one hand, I wish Maria had spoken up earlier, to confirm what a jerk Arnold is. On the other hand, I really wish she'd waited until after Conan and Mr. Freeze were born.