Mark Zuckerberg has begun personally slaying animals for food, part of a resolution to fully appreciate the meat he eats. The Facebook CEO's slaughter has been wide ranging, claiming a goat, pig, chicken and a lobster.
"He cut the throat of the goat with a knife, " Zuckerberg pal Jesse Cool told Fortune, "which is the most kind way to do it."
Dear Mark Zuckerberg:
Slicing something's throat isn't the kindest way to kill it. In fact, it's not even close. Here are some far kinder methods, just off the top of my head:
- Hide some Valium in its dinner, then smother it while it's asleep.
- Slowly replace the air in the bar with nitrogen, then smother it while it's asleep.
- Let it read the status updates of my Facebook friends, then smother it while it's asleep.
RomanHans
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